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February 28, 2020
Pope Says Capitalism Crucifies Christ in Lenten Message
Environmentalism is a religion, with the Earth itself serving as...
February 28, 2020
SBC Professor Claims ‘Revoice’ Founders Have “Traditional, Biblical Sexual Ethic”
Basically, the entire orthodox evangelical world has repudiated the now-infamous...
February 27, 2020
Draq Queens Teach UK Pre-School Students to Masturbate at ‘Story Time’
[National File] An article from 2017 by The Sun resurfaced showcasing a...
February 27, 2020
Christianity Today Claims Polyamory Provides “Attractive Alternative” and Churches Should Be Affirming
You might be wondering if Christianity Today has much time...
February 27, 2020
As SBC Entities Focus Exclusively on Social Justice, They Can’t Figure Out Why Baptisms Are Down
The Democratic Party keeps running radically liberal candidates for president...
February 27, 2020
Guy Who Plays Jesus in New Show Says It’s Inspired of the Holy Ghost
An actor who plays Jesus in an upcoming series says...
February 27, 2020
Pope Francis Wants Catholics to Give Up Criticizing Him Online for Lent
Lent is a superstitious religious practice anchored in pagan asceticism....
February 24, 2020
‘First Baptist Church’ Hosts Transgender Inclusion Seminar
The First Baptist Church in Columbia, Missouri, recently hosted a...
February 24, 2020
Arrogant SBC Leader Literally Complains About Who He Calls the ‘Little People’
Former SBC President, James Merritt, is the proud father of...
February 24, 2020
Jim Bakker Now Insinuates His Veneral Disease Elixer Was Given By God Straight from Heaven
The convicted felon and rapist, Jim Bakker, has a doomsday...
February 24, 2020
Disney-Pixar to Release First Lesbian Character in Kid’s Cartoon
The term for this Homintern, a play-on-word for Comintern, the...
February 23, 2020
Phil Haney Shot Dead after Exposing Obama’s DHS, Islam
Phil Haney was murdered. He was a friend of Judd...
February 22, 2020
Church Has Fat Girls Dance Around to Teach ‘Body Positivity’
Megan Jayne Crabbe teaches “body positivity” by taking off her...
February 22, 2020
Church Provocatively Entitles Sermon Series ‘APESHT’
Presumably giggling like fratboys over a dirty joke, the “elders”...
