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Southern Baptist Church Hosts Obama Campaign Strategists to Preach Social Justice

A church plant belonging to the Southern Baptist Convention and funded by the North American Mission Board (NAMB) recently hosted strategists from the Obama Campaign and the Democratic Party to help direct the church’s Social Justice efforts. The narcissistically titled Image Church is a church plant belonging to JD Greear’s Summit Network Partner Churches. The … Read more

‘Transgender’ ‘Latina’ ‘ELCA’ ‘Pastor,’ Calls Jesus ‘Son of a B_____.’

Scare quotes should be used infrequently, but nearly every word in this article’s title requires one. The Evangelical Lutheran Church of American (ELCA) is not evangelical, not Lutheran (in any meaningful sense) and is not a church. No one in the history of mankind has every transitioned their gender. A Hispanic man is a Latino … Read more

Vatican Defends Judas and Says Priests Should be Supportive During Assisted Suicides

Judas killed himself after betraying Jesus. A Vatican official is now defending the betrayer of Christ and promoting assisted suicide, arguing that priests should be supportive of the practice and even accompany people to help them through the life-ending process. As reported by Lifesite News, “Archbishop Vincenzo Paglia, President of the Pontifical Academy for Life, … Read more

Critical Race Theory Syllabus from Reformed Theological Seminary Released to Public

A student at Reformed Theological Seminary has pointed concerned Christians to an extremist Critical Race Theory syllabus taught by Dr. Sean Michael Lucas, the Chancellor’s Professor of Church History. The syllabus is currently available online (we have also uploaded it to our servers in the event of its inevitable deletion). The curriculum on the syllabus … Read more

Wages of Sin: The LGBT Take Another Life By Suicide

Sadly, Alena Chen (we presume this is her birth name and gender, but are unsure) of Boulder, Colorado, took her own life while on a hike near the Gross Reservoir in the foothills of Boulder County. The Denver Post and other websites are making her out to be a victim of conversion therapy, of which … Read more

Santa is Gay, Married To Another Santa in New Children’s Book

In a new children’s book, Saint Nicolaus is a gay black man in an interracial marriage. The interracial marriage part isn’t the slightest bit concerning, but if Santa is gay, this probably affects whether or not parent want children to sit on his lap. As reported by the HuffPo, publisher Harper Design “announced plans to … Read more

Church Nativity Shows Baby Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Separated By Cages

A California church is using the Christmas season, a time we remember and celebrate Christ’s birth, to make political statements. Claremont United Methodist Church has set up a nativity scene depicting Joseph, Mary, and baby Jesus separated by cages. The church hopes the nativity will show people “How they may have been treated if captured … Read more

Pope Draws Parallels Between Trump’s Immigration Policy and King Herod’s Genocide

[Lifesite News] Pope Francis has drawn a comparison between the separation of children and parents by border authorities and the actions of “Herod,” in what appears to be a criticism of U.S. President Donald Trump. “I must admit that I am shocked by some of the narratives I hear in Europe about borders,” the pontiff said. … Read more

A Witness Comes Forward to Substantiate Allegations Against Southwestern Seminary Firing of Professor

Witness at meeting between Provost and Lopez speaks; condemns SWBTS; says actions against Robert Lopez were ‘Pathetic and Unacceptable.’ [Capstone Report] Joe Goodson ,a graduate of Southwestern’s M.Div. ’02, was at the meeting between SWBTS Provost Randy Stinson and Professor Robert Lopez. Goodson condemned the action of Southwestern in a strongly worded statement published on … Read more

A Brief Condescension to James White on the Topic of Rosaria Butterfield

con·de·scend (kŏn′dĭsĕnd′) intr.v. to lower oneself… James White’s “church,” Apologia, is reeling from a controversy revolving around its secret recording of clergy-penitent conversations and their anonymous release on YouTube against their critics. James White defended Apologia’s actions in a video late last week. Since then, dozens of Apologia church members, former members, former leaders, and … Read more

False Converts Can Now Get Wet With Mobile Baptistry Unit

Revive Mississippi is probably a well-intentioned evangelical group that’s full of wonderful people. However, their mobile baptistry unit is ill-conceived. The trailer, which has a cattle watering troughs designed for baptisms-on-the-go, is equipped to be hauled on location for various church activities in which the gospel will (theoretically) be preached and then people encouraged to … Read more

Delaware Town Bans Nativity Scenes Because They Are “Safety Hazard”

Georgetown Delaware has released new city codes that forbid the display of “unattended displays” left on the city square, which has many residents claiming the yuletide declaration is meant to curtail local churches from placing nativity scenes there, which has been a longstanding tradition. Pulpit & Pen is not “pro-nativity scenes” because of our view … Read more

Watch This Man Get ‘The Holy Ninja Anointing’

Prophet Joshua Holmes has the Kung Fu Spirit. I kid you not. Everybody has Kung Fu anointing,The Spirit makes you fast as lightningAlthough the future is a little bit frightening(little bit frightening)It’s the book of your life you’re not reading(you’re not reading) [Editor’s note: the above is presented with apologies to Carl Douglas.] Joshua Holmes‘ female … Read more

Reinhard Bonnke Finds Out He’s Not an Apostle

Reinhard Bonnke was a pivotal part of the movement known as the New Apostolic Reformation, a heretical sect that taught that Apostles continue into the modern era. Furthermore, Bonnke believed himself to be an Apostle on par with those of the Holy Bible. This morning, Bonnke found out he was not Apostle when he passed … Read more

This Woman Was Just Ordained as a ‘Priest’

She’s a woman, even if she doesn’t look very much like one. Danni Clark insists on wearing sleeveless clerical shirts, which highlight tattoos marring the adipose rolls of flesh pendulously swinging off her arms. With a colorful mohawk and a nose-ring like that which is worn by wayward sows, Clark blasphemously folds her hands in … Read more