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Copeland Takes Dominion Over Ebola (That Was a Close One)

Well, have no fear. In spite of an Ebola outbreak in West Africa that has claimed the lives of 4500 people and infected 9000, Kenneth Copeland has been commissioned by God to “take authority” over Ebola and has pledged that it won’t touch him, his household, or any of the Kenneth Copeland Ministry partners. Copeland … Read more

TNB drops Millionaire Heretic Kenneth Copeland after 40 years, Picks up Millionaire Heretic Steven Furtick

Trinity Broadcasting Network, the hive of scum and villainy where discernment goes to die and sheep butchers merrily go out on daily flock-fleecing expeditions, announced that after 40 years of partnering with arch-heretic Kenneth Copeland and his Believer’s Voice of Victory program, that they were taking old bessie out to pasture in “pursuit of a new … Read more

Kenneth Copeland, Who Canceled His Faith-Healing Service for COVID, Says He Can’t Get COVID Because of Faith

Do you remember when Kenneth Copeland was a part of a giant gathering of faith-healers who canceled the conference because they were afraid of getting COVID-19? Apparently neither does he, because in the latest video from the faith-healer, he claims to have up a spiritual shield against Kung Flu and can’t get sick. Copeland said, … Read more

Kenneth Copeland, the Musical

Youtube’s DoubleYolker, maker of “musical interpretations of viral people with mediocre video accompaniment!” has blessed us with these musical theater videos of arch-heretic Kenneth Copeland. The theatrical endeavors overlay cheery and beauteous music over the creepy, demoniac looking expressions of Copeland, much to the delight and horror of all. Enjoy.

Kenneth Copeland Says God Foiled Devil’s Plans For COVID-19 By Cleaning up Atmosphere

Kenneth Copeland, professed billionaire and MBABIC -that’s ‘Michael Brown Affirmed Brother In Christ’ for the uninitiated- continues to delight meme-makers who have taken to utilizing his sermons and making wonderfully entertaining videos out of them. Gesticulating wildly, Copeland proffered in a sermon snippet yesterday that the devil and his minions either caused or created the … Read more

Michael Brown Defends Kenneth Copeland’s Private Jets

Michael Brown, who’s warmly embraced as a sound brother-in-Christ by Reformed apologist, James White, recently took to Social Media to defend Kenneth Copeland’s private jets and his unhinged interview about the subject. First, Copeland made discernment news for what appears to be a demon surfacing at several points throughout a surprise interview in Branson, Missouri. … Read more

In Spite of Compound’s Giant Medical Staff, Copeland’s Say They Are “Disease Resistant Church”

Last month, Gloria Copeland made the news for saying that their followers don’t need the flu vaccine because they’re immunized by the Word of God. We wrote about that in the post, Charismatic Prophetess Suggests Holy Spirit Flu Immunity. A few days later, the Copelands double-downed with an article on their personal blog entitled, Can You … Read more

Michael Brown Affirms Kenneth Copeland as a Christian Brother

Michael Brown has published a new book, which he claims will call out the excesses of charismaticism. The book is called, Playing With Holy Fire: A Wake Up Call to the Pentecostal-Charismatic Church, and will supposedly rebuke those in charismaticism that have been polluting the bathwater, wherein supposedly soak lots of precious babies. Brown has … Read more

Kenneth Copeland Ministries Ups Being a Scumonaut by Bragging About New G5 Jet

It was brought to our attention that Copeland “Ministries” or seed money laundering Inc. has a new G5 jet that they received “debt free” according to their YouTube video. If you are not familiar with the G5 jet, it is the Gulfstream G550 and is one of the most luxurious private airplanes available only outclassed by … Read more

Trump White House Celebrates 50 Years of Kenneth Copeland’s Ministry

With Paula White as Trump’s closest religious adviser, it’s been odd to watch his proximity to the strangest of religious leaders. Donald Trump and America’s craziest charismatics make for strange bed-fellows (a term one has to use cautiously, given the frequency with which Paula White changes literal bed-fellows, from her public affair with already-married Benny … Read more

Kenneth and Gloria Copeland Don’t Stop Hurricane Harvey

Last night, at 10 p.m., a Category 4 hurricane made landfall 30 miles north of Corpus Christi, Texas.  The storm, given the name “Hurricane Harvey”,  brought with it winds of 130 mph.  It was the strongest storm to hit the state of Texas since 1961…and Kenneth and Gloria Copeland did nothing to stop it.  As … Read more

Kenneth Copeland’s Living Legacy of Heresy

Kenneth Copeland is 80 years old. Only the Lord knows the number of his days or where he’ll spend eternity but it’s safe to say that Copeland will be on the home stretch sometime in the next 20 or so years. In this post, we’ll evaluate the living legacy that Copeland has compiled thus far. From Flat … Read more