“Barbeque Baptist Church” Provides Grilled Meats, Shoots Toilet Paper Out of Canons

No, this isn’t satire. It’s real. The “Barbeque Baptist Church” has been launched to mix grilled meat with Jesus. You know, in case Jesus isn’t quite enough to entice people.

Labour not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life, which the Son of man shall give unto you: for him hath God the Father sealed (John 6:27).

In John 6, the crowd had hoofed it to the other side of the Sea of Galilee to catch Jesus as he landed ashore near Capernaum. The day before, Jesus had fed them miraculously. Rather than applaud them for tracking him down, Jesus rebuked them because they had only come for the food.

That day, the multitudes left Jesus because they weren’t interested in the type of food he was handing out.

In a curious spin on the story, the First Baptist Church in Navasota, Texas has launched “Barbeque Baptist Church.” The church-on-wheels is making a 17-city tour to give cured and grilled meat to people. The trailer is also decked out with a portable organ and sound system, ostensibly to provide worship music after feeding people.

The idea for the barbeque church followed up on a plan executed by the youth ministry leaders to launch toilet paper out of canons into audiences across town during the coronavirus pandemic.

We kid you not. Toilet-paper canons and barbeque. It is hard to imagine any evangelism strategy being more ‘Murican than that.


Bringing you discernment news and commentary from a biblical, polemical perspective means it is tough out there on social media. We’re constantly getting kneecapped and constrained by tech companies who find our fidelity to the scripture and pursuit of truth to be intolerable, resulting in our reach being severely throttled.

For this reason, we ask you please consider supporting us a few different ways. The first, by liking and following our new Facebook page, our home where we share new posts and interact with our members. The second, by following and retweeting our Twitter page. The third, by signing up for our newsletter below.

And last, through direct support. You can catch our free weekly episodes of the Polemics Report by subscribing at BTWN. If you like what you hear and desire to hear more, you can get the VIP full-length version for only $5.95 per month on Patreon. Also, you get other freebies for additional monthly pledges.

Subscribe to us on Patreon here and support our ministry.

God bless!

Stay informed. Subscribe Today.

When you subscribe, please add newsletter@pulpitandpen.org to your contacts to ensure that your newsletter doesn’t go into your spam folder.

Enter your email address below…

Contact Us Donate

Facebook Comments
Ads Blocker Image Powered by Code Help Pro
Ad Blocker Detected!!!

We have detected that you are using extensions to block ads. If you would like to go ad-free, please purchase a full subscription on Substack.