SoulCycle is an indoor cycling fitness facility with gym memberships across the country. It’s designed for people to lose weight and stay healthy. After discovering that the owner of SoulCycle is doing a fundraiser for President Donald Trump, Michael Moore publicly announced he’s quitting his gym membership.
Lol. There goes Michael Moore’s, right out the window.
Stephen Ross, who owns the chain of fitness facilities, is set to have a $100k plate dinner fundraiser for Trump’s re-election in the Hamptons. Upon word, Moore canceled his membership.
Moore has inspired me. Seriously.
From now on, I’m going to boycott Democrats by refusing to eat my vegetables, wear skinny jeans, and never ever drive a Prius ever again.
In other words, I’m just going to do stuff I’m clearly not doing anyway. You get the joke. Now, I just need to find a way for Anytime Fitness to tick me off so I can find a reason to drop the membership I already don’t use.