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Robots Are Taking Over the World: Jim Bakker Gives New Reason to Buy Survival Slop Buckets

When you keep casting out doomsday prophecies and none of them come to pass – prophetic calves, Shemitah years, Four Blood Moons and so on – and you’re in the survival food business, it’s bad for business. The new reasons you have to give to scare little old ladies into signing over their social security checks get wilder and wilder.

Never fear, though. Jim Bakker is not running out of reasons to sell survival slop anytime soon. The latest reason is that Artificial Intelligence, computers and robots will soon be taking over society.

Supposedly, these devices are being created to replace God. The only solution…survival buckets.

Seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.