The Pen

Trump Won Because Jim Bakker Bound Demons in Hell (not satire)

Jim Bakker, who once was imprisoned for a real estate scam and used charitable dollars to pay off a woman who accused him of rape (link), now has his own show (and real estate scheme) in Branson, Missouri. The self-titled Jim Bakker Show regularly features the Montanist prophet providing various doomsday scenarios with some of Charismania’s most prominent seers, shortly before peddling doomsday survival supplies to his audience.
Bakker, who Jerry Falwell once called “a liar, an embezzler, a sexual deviant, and the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history” is regularly featured in Charisma Mag.
He also just helped Trump win the presidency by binding demons in hell so they couldn’t assist Hillary. Bakker claims that getting Trump elected “almost killed him.”