Charismatic Charlatan Claims He “Binds” His Poo And Jesus Flushes It For Him

This isn’t satire. We can’t stress that enough. We repeat, this is not satire.

Sid Roth of It’s Supernatural! has been the subject of posts at PNP News many times. James White’s bosom brother, Michael Brown, has hosted his insanely idiotic program several times.

It’s also important to iterate that Roth is not the fringe of the charismatic movement. He’s the mainstream, regularly featured in the articles of Charisma Mag (again, where Michael Brown, the devil’s apologist, writes).

Roth, who we have written about in posts like Sid Roth Claims a Kid Flew Around During Revival Service, says he went to the potty and performed a bowel movement. He then said the toilet would not flush so he “bound the spirit” and God miraculously flushed the toilet for him.

We kid you not.

Read the excerpt below (transcribed by the God-hating pagans at Friendly Atheist who find this stuff as idiotic as we do):

“And this morning, guess what happened?! The devil was messing with me. And I flush the toilet. And it keeps running. The water keeps running… I’ve had that before. I’ve done the whole thing with the plunger, and calling someone to fix it, and I don’t need that, you know, c’mon now!

So I immediately — no, it took me a few seconds — but almost immediately came to my senses, and I said, “I bind you, spirit, in the name of Jesus and command you to stop!”

And I said it with authority. And I proceeded — and I proceeded by faith, I might add — I proceeded by faith believing that when I flushed it, it would work, and it would stop the running water.

And by the way, yes, I did all the other things first and it didn’t work.

So I flush it. And it flushes! And I said, “Thank you, Jesus.” So that’s my little story to start.”

Watch the video below. Again, this isn’t satire.



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